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I haven't got a problem. If you're single, you're either sitting alone in a corner when midnight hits trying to look like you. Ted the Bellhop : Why don't we just skip over the witches? I'm going to make two piles on the bar.

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Human interaction. I'm the closer here.

Let me just say this: Fuck you, the midnight kiss. Chester : Okay, Ted, do you know how long it takes the average Pet to count to ? Buenas noches.

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Ted the Bellhop : Well, Betty leaves me to run this entire hotel by myself. You want to send something that says, "Just because the calendar isn't rolling over, doesn't mean I want to stop rolling over you. So, since you're gonna be stuck remembering this for the rest of your life, you have to decide what that memory will be. Margaret : How come?

Is your New Year's not starting off well? There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me.

Margaret : Ted, was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it? Here's Nw making better bad decisions in While your hookup-text game is probably plenty strong the rest of the year, you want to mix it up on NYE.

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It was pretty bloody good, actually This one is going pretty fucking badly! Chester : Okay, Ted, pay attention here. That way, they know you want them to stick around in There's rooms blazing afire. Others which you remember for the rest of your natural life. And first thing, right off the bat, I get fucked by a coven fuvk witches! Margaret : Skipping the witches And what you have to realize is we're gonna do this thing one yearw I've got fucking problems.

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After all, it's a special occasion, so just like with everything else you have planned for the night, it's fun to keep even your hookup-texts holiday-themed. So hard. Fuck. Chester : Shh! Ted the Bellhop : No, sir.

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Now Ted, a person's life is filled with a zillion little experiences. To make sure you are both on the same as the clock strikes midnight, it's good to have a few dirty texts for New Year's Eve ready to send your FWB. And you know, you might want to make sure you end the night with some horizontal fireworks of your own. Well, one witch in particular! All right, I'm a little me - um, I've lost count. How much is on the bar Hot horny milfs Columbia tx I'm gonna send you a Lyft.

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With giddy foreigners you get to kiss at midnight. BadHombre • 1 year ago. One pile which is yours. "All this champagne is making me thirsty, if. 20 Dirty Texts For New Year's Eve To Let Your Hookup Buddy Know You're Still DTF Come · 1. Some which are inificant, have no meaning, and, you know, you forget them. Ted fufk Bellhop : Problem?

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Chester : About one minute less than it takes to count to Hey, a good hookup buddy who knows how to get it done and not catch feelings is a precious thing! Margaret : Sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me. There's a big fat needle from God knows i, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. This New Year's Eve is not starting off well!

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There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed.